So I went to Value Village today [/hip] and I found a dress that seemed to look pretty decent on me.It was a maternity dress. Should I be worried? I didn't buy it.
My cashier was named Betty Ann. I love that they make everyone wear name tags with that shitty slogan on it. It's cute. I did find a skirt that I was quite happy with. Later tonight the button on that skirt popped off. Woe is me. Whatever, it made for a good background to put this crab apple on. This was the only one in my backyard that wasn't rotten.
Josh and I filmed my part of his documentary today. I'm so worried that I'm going to sound like
a complete idiot in it. It was about women and their role in society. It took everything in me not to bring up Sarah Palin and sound like a tool. I made some comment about feminism and I didn't even bring up Kathleen Hanna, I was pretty proud of myself. I think my cynicism is getting better. We took 7 minutes of footage of me driving my car; I ended up singing three times in it. A van also cut me off. That was rude.
Sometimes I wonder why Missy Elliot is famous. I also wonder why the hell I havn't applied for any fulltime jobs yet. I need to get my ass in gear (starting this blog probably wasn't a good idea to get me motivated.)
Warren won the comedy contest tonight. I actually listened to the new kid with the virginity
story tonight, and I liked it. I think a lot of that had to do with the fact that the crowd was really not expecting to hear someone talk about vaginas for so long, and I could see many middle aged women in the audience look like they felt violated. It was awesome. I havn't decided if I actually find him funny yet or not. He had some good one-liners, though. Graeme's set was also good. Shaun Majumder was also extremely drunk, and I still think he sounded like Matthew McConaughey half way through. I wish he would have stayed on Uh-Oh.
a complete idiot in it. It was about women and their role in society. It took everything in me not to bring up Sarah Palin and sound like a tool. I made some comment about feminism and I didn't even bring up Kathleen Hanna, I was pretty proud of myself. I think my cynicism is getting better. We took 7 minutes of footage of me driving my car; I ended up singing three times in it. A van also cut me off. That was rude.
Sometimes I wonder why Missy Elliot is famous. I also wonder why the hell I havn't applied for any fulltime jobs yet. I need to get my ass in gear (starting this blog probably wasn't a good idea to get me motivated.)Warren won the comedy contest tonight. I actually listened to the new kid with the virginity
story tonight, and I liked it. I think a lot of that had to do with the fact that the crowd was really not expecting to hear someone talk about vaginas for so long, and I could see many middle aged women in the audience look like they felt violated. It was awesome. I havn't decided if I actually find him funny yet or not. He had some good one-liners, though. Graeme's set was also good. Shaun Majumder was also extremely drunk, and I still think he sounded like Matthew McConaughey half way through. I wish he would have stayed on Uh-Oh.
After the show, Warren and Graeme snuck me backstage to steal various cold beverages from the green room. I'm drinking my stolen orange juice right now. God, Regina comedy is such a huge deal. The night ended off at Bushwakker's where I felt obligated to ask Warren for an autograph. Graeme and Taylor ended up signing it too.
I like to think this was really Pat Fiaco thanking me for sitting with him. A girl can only dream.
1 comment:
I worked at Value Village and I know Betty Ann quite well. I am an all-star celebrity, I know.
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