Thursday, October 02, 2008

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

I just played iTunes fortune teller and asked it "What the hell am I doing with my life?" and it played Ziggy Stardust. I'm not quite sure if that is a good thing or not. Maybe all it's telling me is that I have "god given ass." I guess it would be a good thing, then?
I got my Bob Dylan tickets in the mail today. Apparently altogether it came to like 167.00? Whatever, I guess that's worth it. I am really worried about this whole Neil Young ticket deal thing. Apparently my tickets won't come in until the day of the show, and that scares me. I'll just try not to think about it.
I have the worst head ache right now. It's so bad that I feel like finishing this entry right away so I can go lay down. After that, I HAVE to apply for jobs today. Jesus christ, I worked ONE AND A HALF HOURS today. I love the job, but I need money, fuck. I can't pay for rent in Vancouver with my charming wit and dashing good looks (especially since I have neither.) A family put me on their hotlist today on greataupair.com. They are from Cloverdale, BC, which could be kind of cool I guess? There's some filming down there. Smallville is filmed in Cloverdale which I guess could be cool, except that show sucks now way more than it used to. I could e-mail them, and I still might, but they only want to pay about 200 a week. Considering that's not even where I want to go, I probably won't take it. Oh, I also got another creepy bad grammar e-mail from someone who wants me to be their nanny today. This one wasn't from the UK though, it was from good ol' America. APPARENTLY, this "dad" lives in Hollywood, which is pretty convenient when it says right on my profile that I have a strong interest in film.

"My name is Mr Richard Powell seeking for aupair that will take care of my kid during the day,Mon-Fri.we are originally from American and we stay in United State of American with my two kids.my wife name is Sarah 31yrs old i am 42yrs old, the name of my kids are Terry 5yrs olds and janet 9yrs old they are both boys and girl.I work in a textile company in United state and my wife work in the bank. we don't usually stay Home unless during weekends that's why we need you to come to my family and take care of my kids."

I get several e-mails formatted exactly like this daily. Aside from the one who claimed to be the wife of a man that worked for Nelson Mandela, almost all of these "people" say they are textile workers. And they always get mixed up on the gender and ages of their kids, it's fucking creepy. I'm really worried about the poor girls who actually fall for this shit. I wonder if Donald Sutherland and Mira Sorvino will be in the movie about THEIR story too.
I was going to write about more stuff, but my head is really killing me, so I'm going to go. I'll probably write again later tonight.

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